its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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