Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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