Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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