I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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