Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
