What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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