I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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