She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Bang-toberfest begins!!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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