Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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