so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
