this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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