Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Jerry, you need to find god
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
