We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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