How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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