This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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