She's JV to your varsity
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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