We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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