Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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