did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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