He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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