Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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