Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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