The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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