His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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