i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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