got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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