i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
