Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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