honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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