Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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