I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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