I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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