Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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