if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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