This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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