talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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