If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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