I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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