Can Purell be used as lube?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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