He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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