have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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