Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
There are leaves in my underwear?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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