Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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