Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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