Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
this will be a night to untag.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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