No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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