I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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