why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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