hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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