If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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