If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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