Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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