yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
