She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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