actually, I'm a sock model
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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