You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just invented taco cereal.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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