At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just want to make out with him forever
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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