God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
tell me about the fingering
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