Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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They took my balls.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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