In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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