you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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