After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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