glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We left the knife in your bed.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I have post one night stand depression
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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